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Personal blog of Erlend AakreWelcome to my blog containing sporadic personal ramblings, coding, electronics, D&D and anything else.
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Astrology (channeling my inner XKCD)
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Google analytics (BIG TITS!)
2010-06-07I love google analytics (a way to know home many people visit your website, what they searched for, where they come from, etc..), it’s great and awesome in all sorts of ways that I won’t go into right now, instead allow me to present some funny search queries that have all somehow led people to this blog.
variations of “stargate universe sucks” - 1100 hits variations of “new star trek movie sucks” – 1800 hits
=== Big tits! === So far so good, at least there are a few people out there with good taste, but it is when you get down to the more unique searches, those with only a few hits that you find the weird stuff.. Apparently even tough Stargate Universe sucks, somebody on the show has huge (or big) tits :D
- Stargate universe big tits - 13
- stargate universe girl with big tits - 6
- “stargate universe” “big tits” - 2
- big tits on sgu - 2
- big tits stargate universe -3
- girl with big tits on stargate universe - 1
- actress with the huge tits on stargate universe - 1
- who is the girl with the big tits on stargate universe? - 1
- biggest tits on stargate universe - 1
- chick with huge tits on stargate universe - 1
- sgu stargate universe big tits - 1
- star gate universe big tits - 1
- stargate universe huge tits - 1
- sgu kills off big tits? - 1
- stargate universe chick with huge tits - 1
- stargate universe chick with big tits - 5
After some research, I can only assume they are looking for pictures of Julia Benson:
I just realized that due to it’s questionable content, this post will undoubtedly attract more hits from people with nothing better to do than googling for Julia Bensons boobs, so I might just as well throw in another picture, I’d hate for people to leave empty handed.
Some other weird searches with only 1 hit
why do the shields on the enterprise suck?
I have no idea, the real question is why would somebody write that phrase in a search engine?mexican knick knacks
I’m sorry this visitor didn’t find what he/she was looking for on this blog :(why are everyone in stargate universe morons? I… Don’t… Know…
all video editing software sucks and makes no sense at all
We’ve all been there bro.best brand donkey balls chocolates
I’m afraid to even comment on this one :ofedcon convention swine flu
Hah! I see I was not the only one worried about swine flu duing fedcon 2009 (Not so much worried about catching it, as guests not showing up)feed trondheim
I’m definitely going to be keeping an eye out for starving childrenjello shot launcher
Let me know if you find one!ms paint police
If only there was such a thing.
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The Infrared thermometer
2010-05-17I just got this neat gadget from ebay:
It can measure almost anything from -32 to 350c at a distance using a infrared sensor.
So far I’ve made some amazing scientific discoveries for mankind:
- The surface temperature of hands and arms varies between 33-36 c
- The perfect frying pan temperature for making veggie burgers is 220 c
- 65-70c is the optimal temperature a slice of pizza
- A sleeping ferret only has a temperature of 28c, thanks to good insulating fur
- The thermometer can be used to detect sleeping ferrets (there are lots of blankets in the living room)
- The mean temperature difference between the floor and ceiling in my apartment is 2.2c
- Driving at 80 km/h on a motorcycle a cold spring night gives your legs a surface temperature of 16 c (full riding gear).
- The paint from a can of spray paint (the kind used for cars/motorcycles) is quite cold: 0-1 c
- When using quick epoxy, the chemical reaction from mixing the base and primer makes the epoxy 35 c (in a 14 c ambient temperature).
Tapwater temperature
To figure out how to make squash at the optimal temperature, one needs to let the water run for a bit to get cold, but how long?
I measured the temperature in 100 ml increments, showing that the water will at first have the room temperature of the kitchen, followed by the room temperature of the basement before reaching the optimal 4-5 c temperature (temperature in the ground). This took around 8 liters (or 15 seconds), but will of course vary from building to building.
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Chocolate milk blind testing
2010-05-07I saw a new chocolate drink (Q sjokolademelk) with the advertisement “Norways Best” written on the package in the store a couple of days ago, so I decided to do a blind test with that and 3 other brands of chocolate milk.
I tested the 4 brands at 4 tests, and rated them on a scale from 1 (worst) to 10 (best).
As the results show, the new “Best in Norway” chocolate milk tasted like crap, while the one I usually buy (Tine sjokomelk) was beaten by a small margin by Litago (also from “Tine”). At least my regular brand had a very low standard deviation. The winners were “Litago original sjokolademelk” and “Litago lettere sjokolademelk” (low fat version), with the latter having a lower standard deviation (consistently yummy) and being crowned the winner of the test:
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Danger Pinky
A bit of photoshopped nostalgia:
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Road slippery when wet
I had a lovely highside on my scooter last year, and now I can add lowsides to my repertoire.
I was out having the first drive of spring, on a racing bike (I’m pretty sure these are the most uncomfortable bikes ever designed). I’ll say this for my friends Yamha YZF, the ergonomics might suck, but the front brakes are unbelievable :) In fact they are so good, that with a tiny amount of force they locked up the front wheel on wet asphalt and smacks me in the ground.
I was only doing around 25 km/h, so the bike is mostly fine except for a gear lever, left blinker (nobody uses blinkers in Trondheim anyway) and some plastic which will have to be fixed before it’s sold (My friend finally took to his senses and got a real bike, BMW F 800 GS, which I’m sure he’ll never let me ride) :D
Me personally am fine, my right hand got a little bruised but nothing serious. What I don’t get is how my right hand got hit when I lowsided to the left, especially since my head broke the fall:
Maybe I should get a new helmet, or at least a visor before spring really hits Trondheim and I get my bike from winter storage.
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